Seeing as though everyone else is reporting on the Mark Crossley story (I would prefer Dave Beasant back), SW19 shalln’t bother.
However, what I will tell you is that Scott Fitzgerald got nicked for being drunk behind the wheel. He’s lost his licence for two years, which means that he can now spend it on even more beer 🙂 His lawyer said that he is a nice, modest man, and he was really sick (Scott, not the lawyer) when he got done. Of course, if he wants to get over any remorse, all he needs to do is remember how he felt when he scored own goals for us. That will make him feel a lot better