Sunday Afternoon At The Movies


I’d like to see John Green’s upcoming film about us cover this

OK, we’re in tonight’s third round draw. I know we came back to win, and it was great viewing for the millions (?) watching on BT Sport.

But I feel just a tad guilty about Curzon 3 Odeon 4.

The headlines this morning are all about how we managed to score four goals in about fifteen minutes, and yes – it’s a pretty remarkable feat regardless of who you play.

This ignores what should have been the real story, however – for the first 78 minutes we were pathetic.

Actually, we were more than pathetic. We were beyond shite, disinterested, talentless and as clueless as a Franchise fan with a naked woman.

And to make it worse of all, this was against a team struggling in the Conference North – not even the national one.

I had visions of our fans hiding their car stickers in shame. People with AFCW-related books covering them with copies of shemale porn to hide their embarrassment.

Today would have been murder getting into work/school. There would have always been one “comedian” who would place a certain cinema chain’s ticket on your desk.

West Ham fans would be pointing at us in the street and laughing.

Thankfully, we came out of yesterday afternoon with a minor bit of FA Cup folklore. And at least it’s testament to our backbone and spirit that we’re able to pull out these kind of comebacks.

More on that later. I notice NC said that there was no half-time bawling of the players, although given how wank we were even in the second half, maybe we should have done.

NA looked a bit sheepish when we scored the winner, and I guess on the journey back/this morning, he’ll be giving them the mother of all rockets up their arse.

They need it. Especially with the circus this week upcoming.

A couple of people left at 3-0, and while we can laugh at their lack of faith now – I wouldn’t have blamed them. It was fucking freezing, people had a 6am start and the less said about the game the better.

If it went 4-0 (which wasn’t entirely out of the question), anyone who had a 5pm train would have decided to spend an hour longer in a Manchester boozer.

Yet strangely, there was always that sense that if we could just somehow get one, we could at least make it respectable. True, a 3-2 loss will still be a bad result, but it looks better than 3-0.

We got one, although we seemed to treat it as a consolation, given the way we seemed to trundle back to the half way line. Then the second came and all of a sudden it felt like we weren’t going to lose it.


OK, it was a bit direct, and to his credit Barnett made the difference. I will not entertain comments that he’s found his level. But nothing else worked, and suddenly they were crumbling.

When it went 3-3, my first thought wasn’t a replay, but whether we’d fuck it up right at the death. Mind you, when Elliott rose up and headed home in the 94th minute, it took about two seconds to process that we’d actually won…

I forget what I lost in the ensuing melee, although Danny Bulman got himself a new partner for life

Judging by everyone’s slightly dazed reaction afterwards, I think we were in that weird moment where you’ve witnessed something immense but you’re guilty how it turned out.

Let’s face it – we deserved a replay at the very most. True, we would probably have won that 4-0 or so, as we wouldn’t have put a second stinker in against the same opponents.

But we’ll probably end up with a decent draw now. We don’t deserve one, but the way this has gone, we’ll fall into a barrel of thumbs and end up sucking a tit…

Plus points: We won. Last 15 minutes.

Minus points: Everything else before 78 minutes.

The referee’s a…: Didn’t do too much wrong, let some of it go a lot more than other officials. Probably was as amazed at what was going on as everyone else.

I do feel a bit sorry for officials when they have to book players for celebrating, especially late goals. It’s a bad rule with good intentions, and if we’d lost a player because of it…

Them: I must be in a weird mood because of this game, because not only am I showing sympathy for an official I’m doing the same for a beaten opponent.

Don’t worry, it won’t last.

Put it this way – there was only one team our fans wanted to clap off, and it wasn’t AFCW. I bet they must have been in dreamland (the metaphoric description of elation, not the crappy amusements in Margate) when they were 3-0, so you can imagine their deflation when Elliott netted.

Their goalie needed to be consoled, and they really did look in shock at full time.

To be fair, they took the game to us, realised we weren’t on it from the off, and we knew what sort of match it would be after about 30 seconds.

That said, they were clearly tiring, and while plenty has been written already about the last 15 minutes – we did show why we’re in L1 and they’re in the Conference North.

Friendly enough, looked a decent setup, though they have their cliched “Ultras” section, complete with flags and unoriginal chants. Glad we shut them up, and they can go back to supporting Man City.

Sadly, seems like the area has its scrote problems, our coach and a lorry got bricked afterwards (no CCTV, apparently), and there were apparently a couple of gentlemen during the game looking at the various cars.

And they weren’t traffic wardens either…

Point to ponder: So why do we have to keep going goals down to pull back? Enough has been said about yesterday, and we had to come from two goals down at Bury in the first round too.

I’m sure you can think of other situations, but it does seem to happen more often than it should.

Curzon is surprisingly easy to explain away – our attitude stunk. Had we applied even half of the last ten minutes for the opening period, we would have won comfortably.

But how do you explain Bury and others? It can’t be a complacency issue for those games, surely? I can accept it happens once in a while, but it does seem too much of a feature for my liking.

This squad, quite rightly, gets plaudits for the way it can come back. However, it should get more criticism for keeping digging the hole that it gets itself out of.

A quick glance at the goals yesterday suggests how poor we were in defence, as if the cold and the early kickoff was simply too much for them.

Maybe we have a soft touch at the back again? Fuller was dreadful yesterday, and it felt like the beginning of the season. But then, none of our back line came out with any credit.

Do we need to do a bit of rebuilding in January after all? We have a month to decide that, and while I think we’ll be OK for this season, one wonders if we should already be planning for 2017/18…

Truth is stranger than fiction: 1) Utterly cold. And I mean, bone-chillingly freezing. What was happening on the field didn’t help matters. 2) Speaking of fields, a rather typically Lancastrian bit of scenery behind our goal – lots of shrub, a stable with a suitably non-plussed horse and a lone house in the background. Hard to think that just half a mile away, there was an industrial estate with a McDonalds.

Anything else? At least we can now dream of who we will get in the draw tonight.

For obvious reasons, we don’t want them. This week is going to be tedious enough as it is without a second helping soon afterwards.

Naturally, we all want the glamour tie. Anyone from the Premier League home or away will make yesterday all worthwhile.

A Championship side can be a mixed one – we’d happily pick Villa, or Newcastle, or Leeds, or even somebody like Sheffield Wednesday.

There’s plenty of potential local interest too – QPR, Fulham, Reading, Brentford and Brighton would all be good ones, especially away.

Of course, there’s the possibility of a Burton at home.

You tend not to think of teams at our level and below, though Slutton could be an interesting one. And the last 24 hours has proven that if anything, games against bottom feeders are the worst of the lot.

Whoever we get, at least we’re actually in the draw, so that’s something to be thankful for. I remember us drawing the Scousers a couple of years ago, so with luck we’ll have similar feelings come 19h30 this evening.

One other thing – we went 2-0 down to Bury and 3-0 down to Curzon. I’m sure we can manage going behind 4-0 to Citeh…

So, was it worth it? Eventually, I suppose.

In a nutshell: Next time, don’t leave it so late…

11 thoughts to “Sunday Afternoon At The Movies”

  1. So was yesterday one of the only times we’ve played Elliott and Barnett together? Felt for a while that if we’re going to get anything out of Barnett then it’s if we pair him with Elliott. Doubles our ariel threat but they are different and complementary players. Barnett isn’t the running round after every scrap player like Elliot and he doesn’t seem to work as well as the one target man in a front 3. If nothing else means defenders have to cover two big targets in the box as opposed to one.

    1. Barnett and Elliott together at Charlton (where Barnett scored the winner with a header). I think Barnett’s our new Bayo-type supersub: stick him on when you’re going 3 (or 4!) up front and sticking balls into the mixer against a tired team, or trying to get back into it.
      Agree he’s different, he’s not exactly useless! Maybe his demeanour is why people haven’t warmed to him, and he’s unlikely to run through brick walls for us. But NA just needs to work out the best time and situation to use him.

  2. Can’t think of another Wimbledon game which we won where I’ve felt a bit guilty at the end. We were so poor for the majority of the game but we got there. I didn’t think it was so much Barnett making the difference, much moreso they tired & we were so much fitter so we took advantage. If they were a full time team they would’nt have tired & would’ve held out. We got lucky, now lets get a great draw.

    1. Agreed, really felt sorry from them at the end because they were the better team overall. Understandably let down by fitness at the end (and a keeper who looked pretty suspect in the air) but shouldn’t detract from what was a great performance.

      We got out of jail yesterday. Not too sure what to make of us just now. In my last few games as a spectator, Millwall wasn’t great, yesterday was worse (performance-wise) and Oldham was pretty iffy. That said, Bury was top notch entertainment so who knows what to think!! Overall, my feeling is that we’re a hard working team that plays until the end, and I guess that’ll do for me.

  3. watching it on t.v. yesterday I really didn’t think we were that bad. it just seemed to me that again 4-3-3 doesn’t work. we seemed to struggle in midfield massively. that said it seemed they had lady luck on their side while nothing was going right for us. they had 4 shots and 3 went in. where as we had 30 odd shots with no luck. it must be said they did defend bloody well. as soon as we went 4-2-4 and started hoofing up the pitch that’s when the game changed. either way, at 3-0 I still wasn’t worried, I knew our fitness levels would help towards the end and had a feeling that as soon as we got one, we would win. although I would never imagine it would be so late in the game lol

  4. 7am start 70 minutes of poor football I think curzon were robbed of a replay typical open non league ground Wombles got lucky. Roll on round 3 and any club but you no who

  5. A rather negative interpretation of the match, I thought we played much better when we had the wind behind using the second half. Curzon Ashton threw all their eggs in one basket in the first half and ran themselves ragged had nothing, we could have easily scored 8 goals in the second half. Their goalkeeper couldn’t handle balls in the air and once we started the bombardment they folded completely.

    At least people are starting to realise how poor Barry Fuller has been at defending this season, although I am not calling for a player who gives 100% to be dropped, I feel some just blindly support Fuller.

    Best game of football I’ve ever seen and I’m buzzing, and no I’m not sorted for…

  6. Great to watch on the TV to be fair. I couldn’t believe what I was watching for most of it. And I have to say for most of the game AFCW looked awful, much like they did every game I saw last season actually. To come back like that shows character.

    Also a nice little local “derby” with Sutton Utd in the 3rd Round. Hopefully that gets some TV coverage too.

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