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Cort short

Rumours abound yet again, to be denied by Drillo.

Fact #1: Carl Cort is not going to Leeds for £8m. Yes, we know that they could be without two of their best players for beating up Asian people (no racial motive, of course), but I think with our current striker problems selling even a player with an appauling first touch and strike to goals ratio is a bit dumb.

Fact #2: Dean Holdsworth is NOT coming back to WFC. You can breath a sigh of relief now. In a way, it might be good if he did return – that way, it’ll stop me slagging off Carl Leaburn…..

Trond is not happy – he’s basically accused the team of not showing enough fighting spirit at Coventry. Highly hypocritical of course, I mean the very fact that they’re Norwegian shows that they don’t have a clue about the Crazy Gang team spirit, and of course they’re destroying the very fabric of our club. OK, I’ll stop doing my JK impression now shall I?

Maggie could be out for the rest of the season with a broken foot. Shit. That said, what’s the betting he makes a rather remarkable recovery after the Mackems away game?