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Next time you go to the Football Cliche dictionary, look up “game of two halves” and chances are you’ll see a snapshot of Maldon 0…

OK, so maybe we won’t get relegated after all (see last week) – as somebody said to me today, obviously the anti-depressants didn’t work for…

Dank, cold, wet. And that was just the puns that I was being asked to put into my NLP report. Still, Immigrants 0 Asylum Seekers…

There was something distinctly Premiership-esque about Red Devils 5 Blue Nuns 4. Whether it was people moaning about the price of entry/the programmes, playing well…

Today, we were all witnesses to a sporting tussle of magnitude. A battle of wits, hearts, souls and vocal chords. A contest where even concentration…

While everyone was enjoying FCUM, I was elsewhere. Oh well. In the absence of any pics from last night, here’s a game for you –…

After being in two minds as to whether I can be arsed to write about Geordies 1 Jocks 4, I’ll give it a little bit…

[no images available due to technical difficulties] Urgh. Time to get the cognitive juices stirring again. As it’s been a little while since I’ve done…

There’s something wrong somewhere when the Champions League starts before the Open golf or the first Test. Anyway, further proof that the close season is…