Year: 1999

What’s green and smells of pork? Kermit’s middle finger Jim Henson really has a lot to answer for. I don’t know what he was doing…

Oh well, supposed it had to happen eventually. Chris Perry sells his soul for 4 million pieces of tainted silver, in exchange for that shirt…

Pre-season restarts. No sign of Drillo, nor Sully at the training ground. Come to think of it, no training or match kits for the players…

Norwegian sources say that Drillo has been told to “name his price” for Knut Haraldson, you know the 22 year old CB who’s taller than…

Drillo has officially arrived. Need I say more? Oh, suppose I ought to…..Sky Sports did an exclusive interview with him this evening as he arrived…

SW19 note : I got a bit of legitimate stick from WFC (especially Sharon Sillitoe) over this. From what I remember, I didn’t give her…

Bit of an exclusive, ie everyone seemed to miss it, or nobody has mentioned it (except CNN and SW19’s ARMY of course). The General Secretary…

Looks like the well known disease, described by scientists as Premiershipius Muchwonga Greedybastardi, has spread over to Norway : as mentioned yesterday, Freddy Kjolner has…

Hmm, interesting: seems as though Freddy K has decided that he wants more money than Drillo is willing to offer for him, and apparently the…