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Cup competitions are strange beings. For every Thurrock we get a Brimsdown. For every Hendon we get an Ilford. And for every Banstead we get…

WARNING: THIS REPORT CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING by Leamington Pete Well, my tenure as BAT SPORTS vs AFCWIMBLEDON match reporter came to an abrupt end,…

If there was ever the proverbial game of two halves, then Eurotunnel 1 Morden LT Depot 4 would surely be on there. I don’t want…

No, this isn’t the Cray report. It was a bit tricky writing one as I wasn’t actually there (insert joke here). At least the millstone…

While these sort of games tend to happen towards the end of the season, Pony 1 Trap 2 had an air of banana skin attached…

Any expectation that we would take it easy after the 76th game unbeaten were blown away thanks to Richard Gere 2 Hamster 0*. The fact…

Suddenly, all looks fine again in the AFCW garden. OK, so it was only the New Sponsor Needed Cup but judging by Goats 1 Llamas…

Quick. Where’s Norris McWhirter? Oh wait, he’s dead. Never mind, get Roy Castle. Oh wait, he’s dead as well. Damn. Looks like we’ll have to…

Oh dear. How can I even begin to explain the carnage that Hens 3 Cocks 0 became? It seems like everything that could have gone…