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Wahey – Stupid Country Yokels 0 Sophisticated Suburbanites 3, pre-season friendly I know but hey, do I give a fuck? Remember how we used to…

APOLOGY: On the 17th July, I mentioned that I obtained a BSc in Computing Studies, which officially made me more intelligent than 34,000 CelsiScum fans…

Firstly, a bit of personal news – I finally passed, after a year of intensive study, my BSc in Computing Studies (taken at South Bank,…

[SW19 : Reading back, this might have been dodgy. But it’s also satire and none of it is of course true. That said, because this…

OK, get down to some serious ass kicking after the abject bullshit yesterday. John Hartson is staying at Wimbledon. Who says? Sam Hammam and JH…

Some serious bullshit today – the John Hartson Back To West Ham rumour is getting a disturbing amount of airplay. The Express mentioned it –…

Hello everyone, and welcome to the CelsiScum fun page. Yes, as you know, Celsi fans are well known for their intellect, loyalty and tolerance towards…

Roundup time… Seems pretty official that Kjetil Waehler is on his way, it’s been confirmed in one or two sources. So yet another unpronouncable name.…

Happy US Independence day. BTW, did you know that if it wasn’t for the fact that the proper British Army was otherwise engaged in Europe,…